Operator - "Are you still holding?" Jack Gable - "I've got somethin' for you to hold, lady..." Operator - "Sir, if this is an obscene phone call, we have ways of tracing it." Jack Gable - "I want you to trace it. I demand that you trace it! My address is…" (Cut off - Screaming)
Louise Fletcher - "Yes, mom I got the brownies... And the mace... Mom, will you please stop worrying? Everyone gets mugged here at least once a week."
Mickey Schwartz - "Jack, when are you gonna stop kidding yourself?" Jack Gable - "What are you talkin' about? There's nothin' goin' on between me and Laura." Mickey Schwartz - "I know that. But do you?
Narrator - "Billionaire patriarch, Carter Hedison, having recently recovered from a brain tumor, battles death once again as his ambitious daughter Rachel plots her next move."
Jack Gable - "Jesus! When did we build this? We're gonna go way over budget!" Helen Caldwell - "I don't understand. His tests were normal."
Jack Gable - "I am dead! I'm in Hell! And my punishment... is to spend eternity on my own show!"
Jack Gable - "He's operating on people? He's an actor! He's not even a good one!"
Ty Hedison - "Watch it, Blake, or I'll give you a headache you won't forget." Carter Hedison - "You lay one finger on him, Ty..." Ty Hedison - "Always protecting Blake, Daddy! Sometimes I wish I wasn't your son." (pausing) "If I am your son."
Rachel Hedison - "So, the mysterious stranger rides to the rescue again." Jack Gable - "Madam, this stranger knows no danger. I am much stranger than you think."
Rachel Hedison - "What is it, Daddy? Is something wrong?" Carter Hedison - "The cable TV man is coming." Blake Hedison - "But don't you have to go the stockholders' meeting." Carter Hedison - "You know how hard it is getting those guys to come out. I've got black bars on two and seven."
Ty Hedison - "No, there's more. Gates has all these crazy notes. He knows everything about us. He knows about our phony drug tests, your brain tumour, and even my... my..." Dr. Paul Kirkwood - "Amnesia!"
Carter Hedison - "What does that man want? Is he out to break us or to see us in jail?" Dr. Paul Kirkwood - "If I can't have Rachel, I don't care about jail! And I hope your cable man never shows up!"
Jack Gates - "This nebbish has been masquerading as me, and you believed him?"
Jack Gates - "I have to go to... Cleveland? Jesus, I hate Cleveland."
Deborah Nordoff - "Almost killed with the engaging thoracic surgeon was his philanthropist socialite fiance, Rachel Hedison, daughter of industrialist and well-known socialist... socialite, Carter Hedison. From Ashford Falls Falls, this is your Ashford Falls reporter, Debbie Nordoff."
Rachel Hedison - "When I'm with him, it's as if... I don't have a mind of my own. He has this... strange power over me." Blake Hedison - "Maybe he's a Scientologist?"
Ty Hedison - "Golly, I've missed you. Remember the time I was gonna ask you to the prom?" Janet DuBois - "And your father wouldn't let you." Ty Hedison - "Uh, no. No, th-that's not true. That was the time that I got... I got, um..." Edward Ashworth - "Amnesia, sir." Ty Hedison - "Remember?"
Dr. Paul Kirkwood - "I thought you were announcing our engagement. Why did you ask him to play the piano?" Carter Hedison - "I didn't. I also didn't ask him to sing "Send In The Clowns" either."
Ty Hedison - "So, Janet, while you're here, maybe we could go horseback riding." Janet DuBois - "I don't think so."
Voice - "Paul doesn't know the Heimlich?!" Dr. Paul Kirkwood - "Well, of course I know the Heimlich. I know the Heimlich. I know the Heimlich! Jim, you know I know the Heimlich. Look, I love the Heimlich! I'm always doing the Heimlich. It's one of my favourite maneuvers! I'm a medical doctor!"
Helen Caldwell - "Mr. Hedison... Blake... I see you're still under Dr Kirkwood's care."
Ty Hedison - "Dad, you're not gonna stop me this time. I realized tonight that I'm still in love with Janet, and that I always will be!" Carter Hedison - "Of course you're in love with her! She's your sister!"
Jack Gable - "Janet, what are they doing to you?" Janet DuBois - "By the way, our deal's off, Gates. The formula stays in the family and I get... fifty percent." Carter Hedison - "She's a Hedison all right!"
Jack Gable - "Can you stop the bleeding?" Rachel Hedison - "Yes, Paul, stop the bleeding. She's ruining the parquet floor!"
Ty Hedison - "But don't you see? If Janet is my sister then I still have a chance with Rachel!" Orderly - "I'll make sure he's well taken care of!" Carter Hedison - "Don't bother."