"I see you're now awake."
"You're playing a dangerous game,
Rachel."
"This isn't a set, is it?"
"He's operating on people? He's an actor! He's not even a good one!!"
"Are you ready for this? Dr. Kirkwood is just stringing you along... He's going to dump you and marry Rachel!"
"He's in the study, sir."
"Which one?"
"The one to your right..."
"The Wolf of Wall Street??"
"For the very last time, I did not hire
Dash Andrews to kill your mother!"
"Hey Buddy, I can't perform miracles!"
Jack's typewriter brings things to life
"Alright, I'll increase
Blake's dosage!"
"Why didn't I write myself back to the stables?"
"You've got a sickle thorn!"
Jack catches an ant on him
"You lay one finger on him,
Ty."
"My gums are bleeding...."
"
Janet, get out of the house!"
"I didn't write any of this!"
"Where'd that window come from?!"
Jack Gates to the rescue!
"When did you start carrying a knife?"
"Lox and cream cheese on cinnamon toast?"
"Rachel, I'm not buying anymore of this junk!"
"So, the mysterious stranger comes to the rescue again?"
"Madame, this stranger is no stranger to danger... He is much stranger than you think!"
"Oh my God, I'm expected in surgery!"
"The cable man is coming. I've got black bars on two and seven!"
"You don't trust me, do you Mr. Gates?"
"I'm going to put my life in your hands."
"Aw, I thought you could handle this..."
"Yes, this is wonderful!"
"There's nothing like a ride in the country!"
"When is this cable man getting here?"
"Gates has all these crazy notes about us!"
"And I hope your cable guy never shows up!"
"You can't even do that right? Can you, son?"
"Another one of those headaches, son?"
"Next time I'm gonna write myself an automatic transmission!"