"When is this cable man getting here?"
"Gates has all these crazy notes about us!"
"And I hope your cable guy never shows up!"
"You can't even do that right? Can you, son?"
"Another one of those headaches, son?"
Janet prepares for a date
"Next time I'm gonna write myself an automatic transmission!"
"That's funny. All my life... I've been
Jack Gates."
"You mean this nebbish has been masquerading as me?"
"But you just checked in."
"I don't care! I've got to go to Cleveland!"
"You've won again, Rachel... But for the last time..."
"Oh, why did you come into my life now!"
"I don't know what it is, but when I'm with him, I don't have a mind of my own."
"Remember when I was going to ask you to the prom?"
"I didn't ask him to sing "Send in The Clowns" either!"
"Well, well, well... Janet Dubois, how grown up we are!"
"You can use my room,
Janet."
"You're not going to be in it, are you?!"
"I couldn't have been that drunk last night!"
"I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your playing. The elderly man exits."
"Not deer, beer! It's a typo for crying out loud!!"
"You've got it backward!"
"I love the Heimlich. I'm always doing the Heimlich! It's one of my favorite maneuvers!!"